“Felt cute, might scream later”

Listen, if you know, you know. Curlew’s sound like the souls of the damned being dragged butt-first through the gates of hell. Which is hilarious to me because they look like the sort of bird that would startle at their own reflection. Which they do. I’ve seen it.

A photo of a Curlew with a feather in its beak by photographer David Clode
Photo by David Clode on Unsplash

Breathe, buddy.

Anyway, here’s a curlew illustration for you to identify with on those days your manager is being a particular flavour of asshole.